Clothes maketh the mania. We’re now a nanny state


Rejoice! Your government now allows you to buy “crop bottoms” (whatever that is), to wear with boots and leggings. Yes, according to the revised directions on the sale of clothing, footwear and bedding during level 4 of the lockdown – released by trade and industry minister Ebrahim Patel on Tuesday evening – the government has decided to style you this winter...

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