When I was told I’d be expected to dish out a weekly column, my first thoughts were: “What am I going to write about?” Apparently, I’m opinionated on social media; but if you scroll through my timelines, I post and tweet more about football than current affairs, and that’s deliberate. It is gives me joy to watch Kaizer Chiefs bottling a league title they should have wrapped up before the lockdown, Barcelona desperately trying to hang on to a fed-up Lionel Messi, Chelsea kicking around trophyless, or Man United attempting the 100th rebuild with another manager who is not Sir Alex. ..